Name: Madeline, occupation: blogger, yognau(gh)t, homestuck and kinda everything else...

Good job, Waylon. 

Good job, Waylon. 

(Source: askthebride)

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http://ludicrousmages.tumblr.com/post/95398832565/falselyprofound-xxunforasteroxx-i-keep →

falselyprofound:

xxunforasteroxx:

I keep thinking that the guy that work’s at Freddy’s probably starts getting so use to working there that he just starts yelling at the camera.
"Now I know Freddy is not moving his fat ass around."

"FREDDY SIT THE FUCK DOWN! YOU TOO FUCKING BIG FOR…

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17 hours ago

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

(Source: swaggersbacktotheimpala, via godtiernilesy)

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18 hours ago

falselyprofound:

It can be hard to notice when a Let’s Player is switching camera feeds at light speed, but things in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza don’t always stay put…

(via ludicrousmages)

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22 hours ago

creepypasta

homealonethree:

daytimerain:

homealonethree:

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

"my mother and my parents"

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

(via fistingmyself)

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23 hours ago

smithprobablymeansit:

burly, tough hockey player sips and slim, elegant figure-skater sjin sjips au

(via kurowkan)

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23 hours ago
person who never had cats:cats are egoists and never give you love
cat owner:cats are big baby nerds
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23 hours ago

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via white-claudia)

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23 hours ago

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via distantattraction)

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1 day ago
xlskade:

impatient Eddie. what’s he waiting for? idk

xlskade:

impatient Eddie. what’s he waiting for? idk

(via guroslime)

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1 day ago

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

(via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)

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1 day ago

oldroots:

misunderstood animatronics are my favourite 5NAF concept tbh

(via white-claudia)

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1 day ago
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